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DOG-GONE! DOG DAYS OF SUMMER OVER!
What Dogs really think about holidays.
Do dogs really like the summer holidays? Do they like the travel, the longer days, the extra playtime? Or would they actually prefer a quiet life, life without changes, excitement, fun?
The Dawg’s Biscuits, with their extensive contacts in the Dogosphere, surveyed nearly all dogs, and found:
6% of dogs wanted to stay at Sir Cliff Richards’ villa with other famous visitors. 94% really, really did not want to stay at Sir Cliff Richards’ villa with other famous visitors.
Only 12 % actually liked orange scented factor 16 sun cream. The rest all preferred drinking water as normal.
72% of dogs visiting France are mystified why French dogs don’t understand them. “I barked louder and louder but still Fifi would not understand Dawg English”.
93% of dogs in Yorkshire wanted to stay at home, as nowhere is as good as Yorkshire according to their owners.
67% of dogs resent been injected before being taken abroad. “Humans don’t get jabbed, it’s a bad start to the holidays”.
94% of discerning dogs thought British dog treats far superior to any mainland European alternative. “The Dawg’s Biscuits are so much better than Les Bisquits du Soppy Chien” was a frequent comment.
65 % were keen to get home and chase next door’s cat after two weeks away.
99% of dogs left in kennels thought that two weeks of sulking when they got home was about right.
The survey was validated for The Dawg’s Biscuits by Dr. Al Sation and brought to you by the Bone-O-Fido Group.
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fang@Bone-o-Fido.co.uk
01424 424682
Skype: the.dawg
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